After the Saucers Landed

By Douglas Lain


“When the alien will get round to unzipping her jumpsuit it’ll be most unlikely to determine what’s underneath.”

UFOlogist Harold Flint is heartbroken and depressed that the extraterrestrial beings that experience landed at the White apartment garden seem to be immediately out of an outdated B motion picture. They wave to the tv cameras of their sequined jumpsuits, shape a nonprofit association delivering new age enlightenment, and hover their saucers over the streets of recent York searching for converts.

Harold desires no a part of this kitschy invasion till one of many extraterrestrial beings, a gorgeous blonde named Asket, begs him to enquire the saucers back and write one other flying saucers ebook. The extraterrestrial beings and their undertaking aren't as they seem.

Asket isn’t who she turns out both. monitoring down her precise character leads Harold and his cowriter via a maze of id and body-swapping insanity, descending into paranoia as Harold realizes that fact, or at the very least humanity’s notion of it, could be extra versatile than somebody will admit.

After the Saucers Landed is a deeply unsettling experimental satire, putting writer Douglas Lain along contemporaries like Jeff VanderMeer and Charles Yu as one in every of his generation’s most fun and tough speculative fiction voices.

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