I Am America (And So Can You!)

By Stephen Colbert

I'm the US (AND SO CAN YOU!) is Stephen Colbert's try to wedge his mind among hardback covers. In simple conversational language, let alone the occasional grunt and/or whistle, Stephen explains his tackle the main urgent matters of our tradition: religion, kinfolk, Politics...Hygiene.

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