Magical Thinking: True Stories

By Augusten Burroughs

From the number one bestselling writer of Running with Scissors and Dry--a contagiously humorous, heartwarming, stunning, twisted, and totally magical assortment. actual tales that provide voice to the suggestions all of us have yet dare no longer point out. It starts with a Tang speedy Breakfast Drink tv advertisement while Augusten was once seven. Then there's the competition of wills with the deranged cleansing girl. The execution of a rodent conducted with army precision and utter horror. Telemarketing revenge. courting an undertaker and lots more and plenty extra. a set of real tales which are common of their charm but unabashedly intimate and extremely funny.

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