Midget Ninja and Tactical Laxatives: Bizarre Warfare Through the Ages

By Philip Sidnell

Which military used camels disguised as struggle elephants? Which illustrious warlord used to be killed via a midget ninja hidden in his latrine? How did reside cows dropped through the Soviet air strength sink a jap vessel? And simply what sort of weapon was once the Bohemian Ear Spoon? those are only the various very important questions of army heritage replied during this e-book.

‘Midget Ninja and Tactical Laxatives’ is a light-hearted examine one of the most extraordinary incidents, most unearthly guns and strangest stratagems to be present in the annals of battle. Drawn from all sessions of heritage there's something the following for each reader with an curiosity in army heritage and/or a feeling of humor.

Some of the sections integrated:
War Elephants and the way to prevent Them (including the notorious blazing pigs)
Ignominious Deaths (e.g. the midget ninja within the latrine)
A lost experience of Honor (e.g. the sniper who allow George Washington live)
Suicide Missions (e.g. mass suicide as a diversion tactic and a case of self-decapitation)
Weird and lovely guns: (such because the WW2 bat bomb -with actual bats)
Stranger issues ensue at Sea (e.g. million-ton ice ships and loss of life through blocked toilet)
God is on our part (of omens, oracles and the traditional conflict stopped via a UFO)
An military Marches on its abdominal (e.g. the tactical use of laxatives and the Greek military immobilized for three days via hallucinogenic honey)

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Index third Foot (East Kent) Regt, British, 69–70 third Iowa Cavalry Regiment, sixty three seventh Fusiliers, British, 70 twentieth Bengal local Infantry, 109 twenty third Foot Regt. , British, 112 forty fourth Foot (East Essex) Regt, British, 70–1 forty eighth Foot Regt. , British, 70 sixty fourth Foot Regt, British, 112 2 hundred Squadron, RAF, 111 A-40 Tanka Krylla (Tank Wings), one hundred forty Adad Nirari III, thirteen Adams, Dr Lytle, 146 Admiral Hipper, German cruiser, 110–11 Aerial, HMS, ninety eight Afghanistan, five, 14, 64–5, a hundred and fifty Agesipolis, Spartan king, 50–1, eighty five Agincourt, conflict of (1415), 122 Akbar, Mughal ruler, 15 Albuera, conflict of (1811), 69–70 Alcenor, Argive warrior, 123 Alexander the good, five, forty eight, 64–7, 116–17, 127–9 Amasis (later Pharaoh Ahmose II), 117 American Civil warfare, forty three, sixty three, American Revolution (War of Independence), 33–4 Antanov, Oleg, a hundred and forty anti-elephant units, 12–18 Antiochus V, 12 Antigonus (Gonatas) of Macedon, 19 Apries, pharaoh, 117 Arab riot, sixty two Archimedes, 87–90 Argos, Argives, 2, four, 45–8, 50–1, a hundred and twenty, 123–4 Arrian, Roman soldier/historian, 127 arse girdle, 30 Arthashastra, Indian army guide, eighty one Arzes, Roman guardsman, 68–9 Asculum, conflict of (279 BC), 2, 17–19 Ashante warriors, fifty seven Athens, Athenians, 113–15 Attila the Hun, 26 Aurangzeb, Mughal emperor, eighty auspices, forty five Austrians, 61–2, ninety, 124 Azores, 136 B-36 bomber as mom send, 143 Babylon, thirteen, sixty seven Bachem Ba-349 Natter, 145–6 Balaklava, conflict of (1854), 27 bastard sword, 30 Bastogne, Battered Bastards of, 118 bat bombs (Project X-Ray), 146–8 undergo, robotic, a hundred and fifty bears, as protecting degree, eighty four bees, as protecting degree, eighty four Belisarius, Roman basic, sixty eight Ben Lomond, service provider send, seventy five Beth Zechariah, conflict of (162 BC), 12 BigDog, robotic, 150–1 bin Hussein bin Ali Al-Hashemi, Faisal, see Faisal birds, in incendiary assaults, 81–2 Bison, self-propelled gun, 30 Blücher, Prussian box marshal, 121–2 Bohemian ear spoon, 29 bollock knife, 30 Boston Dynamics, a hundred and fifty Boudicca (Boadicea), 129 Bourdesoule, French common, 124 boy squaddies in British military, 112 Brandywine Creek, conflict of (1777) Brigte, Máel (the Bucktoothed), 25–6 Briscoe Station, conflict of (1863) Britain, British, 9–10, 31, 34–5, forty-one, 60, sixty two, 69–71, 108–12 Bruizer, HMS, ninety eight Brummbär (Grizzly Bear), tank, 30 buffaloes, as anti-elephant challenge, 19 Caesar, Julius, 9–10, 12, 129, Calvo, count number, 119 Cambyses, Persian king, 21, camels: disguised as elephants, 13–15, sixteen; smoking, 20; as residing flasks, 60–1 Canada, Canadians, a hundred thirty, a hundred thirty five Canute, Danish king, 28 Carew, Vice Admiral Sir George, 95–6 Carthage, Carthaginians, 7, 32–3, fifty two, fifty nine, 86, 104 Casilinum, Siege of (216 BC), 86–7 cats, in incendiary assaults, eighty one cat-scrapper (Katzbalger), 29 Cassivellaunus, old British chief, 10 Chaeronea, conflict of (86 BC), 128 Chandragupta Maurya, five, eighty one cost of the sunshine Brigade, 27 Charles VI of France, 122 chariots: elephant-drawn, 2; scythed, 126–9; unmanned, 129–30 Chasseurs à Cheval, seventy one Chatak, horse disguised as elephant, 15–16 chickens, sacred, 51–2 China, chinese language, 20, 32, 37, forty two, 129 Christie, ensign of forty fourth Foot, 70–1 Chromios, Argive warrior, 123 Churchill Crocodile, tank, 31 Churchill, Sir Winston, 134 Cleomenes I of Sparta, 45–7, a hundred and twenty Cleopatra VII, 6 Clisthenes of Sicyon, eighty five Constantine I (the Great), Roman Emperor, 55–7 Cooke, John R, Union normal, forty three Corbulo, Gnaeus Domitius, Roman basic, eighty three cow sinks jap boat, 103 Crab (Sherman Crab) tank, 31 Cranbonne, common, 119 Crimean conflict, 27, 108, Croesus of Lydia, 44–5, 79–80 Cunaxa, conflict of (401 BC), 127–8 Curtiss Sparrowhawk, 142 Cyclone bio-fuel engines, 152 Cyrus the good, Persian king, 79–80 Cyrus the more youthful, Persian prince, 127 Crusades, 23–4; 7th campaign, 24 Cutilas, Roman guardsman, sixty eight Cynoscephelae, conflict of (197 BC), sixteen Damietta, conflict of (1249), 24 Darius I, Persian king, 113 Darius III, Persian king, 127 DARPA (Defence complex examine initiatives Agency), 152 D'Autreche, Gautier, 23–4 da Vinci, Leonardo, 129 Derouft, Jules, balloonist, ninety two Dettingen, conflict of (1743), 34 devotio, ritual self-sacrifice, 52–4 Dingo, armoured automobile, 31 Dio, Roman historian, sixteen Diodorus Siculus, Greek historian, three, 13–14 Dionysius of Halicarnassus, Greek Historian, 18 Directorate of Miscellaneous guns improvement (DMWD), 132 canines, incendiary, eighty one; Soviet anti-tank, 138–9; US demolition, 139 dolphins, US, 105–7; Russian, 106–7; Iranian, 107 Dresden, conflict of (1813), 124 Dura Europos, Siege of (256), eighty four E.

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