The Femme's Guide to the Universe

By Shar Rednour

Table of Contents

Part I: the rules of Femmehood
Welcome to Shartopia
Sharstory: How I accumulated My Femme strength and Lived to inform approximately It
Chickies of a Feather Flock jointly

Part II: The Queen and Her Domain
Just upload Velvet: the right way to flip Any Shack right into a Royalty-Ready Love Den
Grime, Begone! (How to Make Your fort Sparkle)
The Multifaceted convenient Queen

Part III: past the Palace Walls
The operating Girl
The Royal Decree: Flirt With the entire sun System!
Hostess to the Glitterati

Part IV: Galaxy-Wide Glamour for the hot Millennium
Underneath all of it: Your physique as a Temple
The bare floor: epidermis and Nails
Hair, There, and Everywhere
Making seen: The paintings of employing Your Face
Creating the Youtopian assortment: Fashion
Shoes: the genuine Sole of a Femme

Part V: Being horny, physique and Mind
Conjuring up a few Sexy
Getting Over the adverse Stuff
How to Be SexyFor genuine

Part VI: amassing From the Galaxy: growing Your Court
Mirror, replicate at the Wall: The Magnetism of Femme2
For the affection of Opposites: looking Butch Affection
Butch Boot Camp or, if you cannot locate One, teach One
Stone Butch Blues and Boogie

Part VII: intercourse and the only Femme
Single, Coupled, or Married?
Dating--or buying, as i admire to name it
Your step by step courting Guide
Flirting Revisited: Going into Warp Speed
The Appreciation of expectancies: On-the-Date Dos and Don'ts
There's differently to Be unmarried: Being a Mistress--not the Whip-Wielding style!

Part VIII: Troubleshooting
Lost in house: Sendin' Out an S.O.S.
Meteors and Black Holes: Navigating round Passion's Pitfalls

Part IX: three, 2, 1Blast-Off!
Beyond Dating
Girl-Goddess Glossary
Moving on Up: The Shar Fleet Academy ultimate Exam

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Going UP. That’s correct, stepping up onto that Shar cleaning soap field back. I simply desire a second right here approximately manners. I don’t care if i'm the final individual in the world to have them, i'll nonetheless anticipate each individual to regard me with the glory and thoughtfulness that having manners calls for. i don't are looking to listen any excuses approximately feminism—I’m the largest feminist at the block— or approximately hippy influence—I’ve lived in a van and tripped on Haight just like the better of them— or approximately the other excuse for fresh generations of undesirable manners. individuals with undesirable manners are breeding. That’s the explanation. other folks who don’t call for manners are hiring them and never education them to have manners. cross learn leave out MANNERS. learn Charles Purdy’s city Etiquette: fabulous Manners for the trendy city (excellent on sleek manners for social networking, like, tips on how to reply to an undesirable pal request on Facebook). a few humans faux that manners make you stuffy or snooty. not anything is farther from the reality. It easily ability you’re ready, sort and feature revered your self and others sufficient to coach your self on a couple of social abilities! count on sturdy MANNERS IN your self AND OTHERS. Excuse me, may possibly you carry my hand as I descend my soapbox. thanks, expensive. dishing out a few You-ness & Receiving a few Her-ness glance in her eyes in case you speak, yet certainly enable your eyes wander to any physique half you're keen on. go back your gaze to hers whereas attempting (yet now not succeeding) to conceal your embarrassment at being stuck on your options. Breathe in her ear. Don’t minimize your nails for an individual until eventually the 3rd date. If all goes good, depart your mark. Scratches, lipstick prints, hickies, a bruise right here or there. Hickies left for the realm to determine fairly disenchanted a few fogeys. I’m unsure why, yet bear in mind that your woman should be a kind of humans. Your mark could be a lipstick print on her or on an merchandise left in her automobile, domestic or pocket. possibly you’re a scratcher or a biter, i assume you’ll understand the precise time for that. the major to strong marks is that they’re real within the second. Your amore du jour will understand while you are faking a scream of ardour simply to excuse your nails ripping down her arm. stroll approximately 5 steps sooner than her while ascending stairs. Don’t element your earlier relationships or take a travel via your soiled laundry. That’s for Aunt Mary and your therapist. learn the scoop the weeks you've got dates. i do know it sounds clichéd, yet please, if we simply went to battle you’ll need to know approximately it. Re-read her on-line courting profile correct ahead of leaving in your first date. Ask her approximately not less than something from her profile, simply to enable her be aware of you actually learn it. while requested what you desire to do on a date, be ready. Have a psychological checklist of your likes and dislikes. Don’t ramble it off like a 3 yr previous doing the ABCs. Be seductive, converse thoughtfully in order that she has time to chunk on one of many goods that curiosity her. Wrap your arm via hers whilst jogging. A observe to Butch Loving Femmes: within the olden days the butch walked at the open air of the sidewalk to guard her lady from dust, splashes, and site visitors.

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